If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I will pee on everything he values.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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