O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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