he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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