Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My penis needs a shock collar
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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