Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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