Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I have already put on my inside pants.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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