Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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