oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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