sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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