so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
and you fell through a lawn chair
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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