ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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