stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Michael Bay diarrhea
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I'm gonna fight the coyote
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
