So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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