last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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