What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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