Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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