My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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