So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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