as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
they need to just BURY HIM!
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
So vagazzling was a success
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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