Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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