So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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