I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize
