I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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