do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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