so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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