I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Acid is not a monday night drug
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Randomize
