I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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