with your own penis?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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