By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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