how can u be prego again
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
