Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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