take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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