whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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