Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
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