hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
