Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
