I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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