My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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