it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You were trust falling into bushes
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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