its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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