It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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