yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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