i already hear my dad disowning me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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