So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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