do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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