have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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