On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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