i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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