He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
