Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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