Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize