I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
MIDGETS
????
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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