the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
i out mim tonsoeep
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