I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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